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Jessica Alba Threw the First Pitch, Didn’t Suck
Jessica Alba threw the first pitch at the Dodgers game over the weekend. It was a totally respectable first pitch. It wasn’t the best, it wasn’t the worst. Very middle of the road. The equivalent of a...
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Here are the Women from the ‘Sin City 2’ Premiere
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For premiered in LA last night. Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, Jamie Chung, Jamie King and more all showed up in their fanciest dresses. Here they are posing on the red carpet...
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Jessica Alba Stripping in Front of a Green Screen
In essence, all this video is is Jessica Alba doing some terrible dancing in front of a green screen for Sin City 2. I’ve never paid attention to what she was doing until I watched this and saw her...
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Jessica Alba’s Girl on Girl Beach Makeout
Jessica Alba’s a smart one. Took her acting talents and parlayed them into a billion dollar company. No sex videos for her, damn. The closest you’ll get is using your imagination in these photos. She...
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Kylie Jenner’s Bodyguards Shove Jessica Alba During Fashion Week
How many times do you get to shove a billionaire? If you’re Kylie Jenner, the answer is zero because you get your bodyguards to do it. During the recent New York Fashion Week, her bodyguards took their...
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Jessica Alba’s Honest Company Inc. Turns out to Be Not All That Honest
Do you know what the word ‘honest’ means, Jessica Alba? Currently, the actress’s $1.7 billion company is coming under fire for using sodium lauryl sulfate in their line of detergents which they...
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Jessica Alba Enjoys the Beach While Her Company Gets Sued
Mega-rich CEO Jessica Alba donned her bikini and frolicked in the waters of Maui. All paid for by alleged deceptive practices at The Honest Company, her supposedly non-toxic household products company....
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Leslie Jones Honestly Just Wanted Diaper Cakes from Jessica Alba
Leslie Jones is an honest person. It’s about the only character she’s good at playing on Saturday Night Live. So when she sees a company called Honest, being dishonest, she’s going to call them bitches...
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Jessica Alba’s Twitter Account Got Hacked, Racist Tweets Fooled No One
Here’s your periodic reminder to secure your social media accounts. And just accounts in general. You should be doing things like two-factor authentication, a password that isn’t just ‘password1’ and...
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Jessica Alba’s Social Media Has Been Hacked… Again
A few days ago I suggested that Jessica Alba’s Twitter password was “password1” after it was hacked, but I think I was giving her too much credit. She got hacked again. No, seriously, her Instagram got...
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Jessica Alba Hit Up the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
I had no idea the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards were held over the weekend but thank god I was browsing pictures yesterday or else I’d have missed these photos of Jessica Alba. The yellow dress she wore...
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First Look at Jessica Alba and Mickey Rourke in ‘Sin City: A Dame to Kill For’
As the title says, here’s the first images of Jessica Alba, Mickey Rourke and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the Sin City sequel, A Dame to Kill For. Not pictured is Josh Brolin who’ll be playing Clive Owen’s...
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Rita Ora, Jessica Alba, Nicki Minaj And Victoria Justice Looked Fantastic At...
The MTV Movie Awards aren’t all about celebrating the achievements of lesser known celebrities. They’re also about ad revenue and who looked hotter on the red carpet. Rita Ora edges out Jessica Alba,...
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Jessica Alba’s Airbrushed Body Covers EW
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For comes out in 3 months so it’s time for Jessica Alba to do some promotion. That means pose dripping wet in a bikini for any magazine that asks. EW showed a lot of restraint...
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Us Weekly Releases Their Body Issue
Here’s Us Weekly’s long awaited Body Issue featuring all the women (and one dude) you know and love who you don’t expect to look good but do anyway. Can we all agree that Brooklyn Decker’s body is...
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Jessica Alba Looked Good at the Spike TV Awards
Jessica Alba showed up to the Spike TV Awards looking fantastic. It’s been almost 20 years since Flipper and I still want to have sex with her. When are you going to answer my letters, huh? I only have...
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Check Out the Trailer for ‘Sin City: A Dame to Kill For’
Finally, the trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s Sin City: A Dame to Kill For just arrived. You can see pretty much the entire cast including both the pretty Jessica Alba and the stitched up face Jessica...
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Jessica Alba Covers GQ UK
Jessica Alba covers the UK edition of GQ in a swimsuit. You have to give Jessica Alba some credit. She’s managed to stay relevant throughout the years on her looks alone. She hasn’t been in a hit movie...
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Jessica Alba Went to Mexico in a Bikini
Check out these blurry shots of Jessica Alba in a bikini on a Mexican beach with her husband Cash Warren. Nothing gets me hotter than seeing fuzzy photos of a celebrity in a two-piece grimacing while...
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Jessica Alba Is in Maxim
Jessica Alba covers the September 2014 edition of Maxim. She’s in the upcoming Sin City movie in case you’re wondering if there was any specific reason they put her on the cover or if they just put her...
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